Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Instructions how to kill Hitler

This set of instructions will tell you  how to kill Hitler in a few simple steps.


Before you start, make sure you have got all the materials needed:


- everything you need for building a time machine which is able bring you back again.
- a still operating gun, that has been commonly used during World War One
- a still operating gun, that has been commonly used in 1933
- a still operating bomb, that has been commonly used in 1933


If you got all your materials assembled, then move on to step one.


  1. Use the material for building a time machine and build a time machine. Be careful that it is a time machine that will be able to bring you back.
  1. Choose a time in which you want to kill Hitler. This set of instructions is valid for 1915 or 1933.


  1. If you decide to kill Hitler in 1915, then move on to step four.
    If you decide to kill Hitler in 1933, then move on to step six.


  1. You have decided to kill Hitler in 1915.
    Take the gun from 1915 and use the time machine to travel to 1915.


  1. Now go to the battlefield where Hitler is currently fighting the French, take your gun from 1915 and shoot Hitler.


  1. You have decided to kill Hitler in 1933. Pack the gun and bomb from 1933 and use the time machine to travel to 1933.


  1. Once again you have two options: you can either develop your own plan, or help someone who is already working on a plan how to kill Hitler.
    If you decide to develop your own plan, move on to step eight.
    If you decide to help someone who is already working on a plan how to kill Hitler, move on to step 12.


  1. You decided to develop your own plan, how to kill Hitler. Now, figure out a way how to get close to Hitler.


  1. Once you are close enough to Hitler, decide on how to kill him. You can either use the gun from 1933, or the bomb from 1933.
    If you decide to kill Hitler with the gun, move on to step ten.
    If you decide to kill Hitler with the bomb, move on to step 11.


  1. You decided to kill Hitler with the gun. Now, take the gun from 1933 and shoot Hitler.


  1. You decided to kill Hitler with the bomb. Plant the bomb from 1933 and blow Hitler up.


  1. You decided to help someone who is already working on a plan, how to kill Hitler. Find Karl Lutter and his friends from the KDP and help them prepare Hitler’s assassination. Steps a. and b. will tell you how to do that.


    1. Join Lutter and his KDP friends.
    2. Stop the people who want to betray Lutter from doing that.


  1. Together with Lutter and his KDP friends kill Hitler in Königsberg.


Congratulations! If you carefully followed these Instructions, you have just succeeded in killing Hitler. Now here is a little tip: HURRY BACK HOME BEFORE ANYBODY NOTICES WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!!!!

These instructions are based on this document: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1mUz3PXJoI4n6poNeGAjNHj18yRbvX0g0OuNN28hyw5I/edit

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